I'm Mallorie. 23. Atlanta. <3 Lovely to meet you.
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the stupidity of some people makes me want to do this:

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The lunatic has arrived.

Football edition 2-I didn’t mean to…

Tagged as: #LOOOOOLLLL 

madcatfeminist:

in-oceans-wake:

bye

Have some happy.

Tagged as: #KITTIES 

michigansmanofmayhem:

oneasterisk32:

tokillthedragon:

arpokydirectoroflulz:

jackson-dies-at-the-end:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I’m glad someone gives a fuck about what we go through.

A lot of this is also true for fast food.

All of it is true for fast food.

Yup

Goddammit this painful

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

"I understand you're paranoid. You think enemies are everywhere. I am so into that."

Deadpool Annual #2

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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