I'm Mallorie. 23. Atlanta. <3 Lovely to meet you.
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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

footballslut:

Marcelo x Cristiano  

I felt as if these moments needed to be addressed because they are my friendship goals. 

ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

Tagged as: #skyrim 

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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stretfordender:

dejectedvibes + anonymous requested: thomas müller + emoji

Tagged as: #thomas müller 
blueyesxavier:

i like to imagine that this is what happened at the end of dofp [x] 

blueyesxavier:

i like to imagine that this is what happened at the end of dofp [x

glutenfreewaffles:

Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA

AND THEN

YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT. 

apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

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